Elderly Gladiator Games
Helping to solve our social security problems while providing us with the entertainment our society craves
Helping to solve our social security problems while providing us with the entertainment our society craves
A day Native Americans can celebrate on Thanksgiving =)
Much like a zombie run, only it’s a marathon that is free to run, but with gangbangers chasing after you, and if you’re caught, they steal your money and/or shank you.
A moment of silence for all the turkeys who’ve died and are in my belly
What better way to do your cardio and get paid to do it. These can be shirts or shorts, or can be some kind of neon sign fitted for you to put over your clothes and run with.
Don’t like the feeling of selling out to the man? Why not customize the neon signs with your own phrases and at least you’ll know no one will run you over because they can’t see you…..unintentionally anyway
It’s the internet….inside your pants!
Laughing gas in liquid form and frozen. Because Popsicle make everything better!
You might get sued for the name….but I’d totally use it!
Because sometimes you’re eyes are just sore and are in need of some tlc!
Some guys just have crazy soft hands no matter what they do.
This can leave your women to think that you’re a big fat girly man who can’t handle hard labor and slaps when he fights.
This is less of a cream and more of a grainy sharp sand like paste that will turn your super woos-like, pansy hands into LUMBERJACK MAN HANDS in NO TIME!